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You're Breaking My Heart
Hello! This is my NSFW, multi-fandom blog. I write fanfiction and I'm a co-moderator over at fuckyeahteenlock. I participate in Penis Friday, so black list 'NSFW' or 'Penis Friday' to avoid it. Retirementlock is my kryptonite! I will be attending Sherlock Seattle this January!

My ask box is always open!
Displays of Affection (...)
Rated: E
WC: WIP 6,511
Sherlock x John
Displays of Affection and Their Effect on Attraction: Sherlock has been rather bored for weeks when he gets an idea for an experiment. It's unlike anything he's ever tried before and John agrees to be his test subject, but it soon becomes clear to both men that they both are.
Nowheresville
Rated: E
WC: WIP 29,949
Sherlock x John
Greaserlock AU: After John is stabbed while trying to save a boy's life, he has to return to life as usual, yet he finds it harder than it was before to fit into the jell-o mold he'd previously fit. Then he meets Sherlock Holmes.
As Fate Would Have It
Rated: E
WC: 16,026
Dean x Castiel
(To be re-written) When people start dying mysteriously in their sleep in a small town, Sam and Dean go to investigate. Castiel Novak works at the motel they rent a room at and he soon becomes their main suspect. Things start to go downhill with the arrival of Meg and Crowley, two witches that are harvesting soul bonds. Their next targets? Dean and Castiel.
What Watson Didn't Say
Rated: E
WC: 1,573
Holmes x Watson
Watson writes a journal entry the night of Sherlock's return for his and Sherlock's eyes only.
Sleepless
Rated: E
WC: 3,303
Merlin x Arthur
Arthur hasn't been able to fall asleep for days and goes in search of his manservant for help.
Give Me A Sign
Rated: E
WC: 2,215
Stiles x Derek
Deaf AU: Stiles decides to learn sign language so he can communicate better with Derek and he ends up using it to communicate his feelings for him.
Rest in Pieces
Rated: E
WC: WIP 15,326
Sherlock (x2) x John
John Watson has always wanted a robot of his own, so when he finds one in a junkyard, he takes it for himself.
Siren's Song
Rated: E
WC: 4,425
Sherlock x John
Punklock AU: John goes out with his sister and her girlfriend to watch The Whiphand perform and he's captivated by the band's sexy violinist. Or, the one where a one night stand might turn into something more. Part 1 of 5, series WIP.
I Believe in John Watson
Rated: E
WC: 12,927
Sherlock x John
Sherlock returns from taking down Moriarty's web to find out that John is engaged to be married. His fiance, a woman Sherlock can actually stand, proposes a challenge: let the best of them win.
Sleepyhead
Rated: T
WC: 1,222
Sherlock x John
For an art class he's taking to please his physical therapist, John has to draw the person that means the most to him. He ends up drawing a just-awoken Sherlock, bedhead and all.

Dean woke up slowly, his body aching from the awkward position he’d managed to shift into while he’d been sleeping. He groaned and rubbed his eyes as he moved into a sitting position, the sheet tangled around him falling to his waist as he became halfway vertical.

He froze as his eyes landed on the back of another man in the bed. He couldn’t remember how he’d gotten here; so he guessed that he’d had way too much to drink the night before.

Quickly and as quietly as he could, Dean slipped out of the scratchy sheets of the motel bed and hurried to get his jeans on.

His escape was ruined by the sound of his belt clinking against the floor. At the sound of its jingle, the body in the bed shifted and groaned. Dean cursed under his breath.

"Dean?"

Hearing his name sounding like that, Dean whirled around, dropping his pants in his haste. His eyes blew wide at the sight of the angel in his bed. Blushing, he hurried to cover his dick. “Cass?”

Castiel furrowed his eyebrows at the surprise in Dean’s voice. “Just how much did you have to drink last night?”

"I… uh…" Dean scratched at his eyebrow.

Castiel laughed softly and laid back on the pillows. “Wake me up when you get back from the store. I need a shower before we go.”

"Store? Go where?"

"Wine, for your mother’s birthday celebration? We said we’d be in town by 5." Castiel pointed to the clock, which showed the short hand pointing to the 12. "I know you’re nervous about seeing Sam again, but I never should’ve let you drag me into it. My head hurts, Dean. I do not wish to imbibe such a large quantity again." Castiel groaned and pulled the blankets up over his head.

Dean stared at the bed in astonishment. His mom was alive? Him and Cass were together? Cass had a headache? What the hell was going on here?

Still in shock, Dean bent down to pull his pants back up and cinched the belt. He was pulling his shirt on when Cass poked his bedhead out from under the blankets again.

"Can you pick up some ibuprofen?"

Dean nodded numbly.

Castiel smiled, his tired eyes crinkling at the corners. “I love you, Dean. Drive safe.”

Dean nodded. “Love you, too, Cass.”

As soon as the angel, if that’s what he still was, burrowed back underneath the covers, Dean made haste and yanked his shirt the rest of the was on and snatched up his wallet and keys off the bedside table to make a quick escape.

What kind of dream had he woken up in now?

(via deanfucker)

valiantparadox:

Practicing with Gimp and I really wanted to draw some gay destiel porn

(via angelshawke)

thescienceofobsession:

grossbees:

“Can you please get on with the sodding thing.” (for Elinor ♡)

That rosy pink dick is the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

(via bluebellglowinginthedark)

johix:

let me give you something quick before I leave to the country and won’t take my tablet with me

bedofproses:

scientists tell us that all water

is old water,

that there is no room for originality,

that everything is recycled.

the anguish of Achilles bleeding out

face-down in the Trojan dirt

mingles with that of a stockbroker caught

in the ebb and flow of the markets,

and what I am trying to say is that the tears

navigating south through the canyons on your face

may have once wet the cheeks

of Alexander the Great

for the same reason.

(via dakotaaaa)

skunkandburningtires:

James Lopez is a veteran Disney animator (The Lion King, Pocahontas, Paperman) who is trying to raise funding for his primarily hand-drawn short film, Hullabaloo, with hopes of eventually finding a studio to fund a full-length version.

From the film’s IndieGo page:

Hullabaloo is the story of Veronica Daring, a brilliant young scientist who returns home from an elite finishing school to find her father—the eccentric inventor Jonathan Daring—missing without a trace! The only clue left behind points Veronica toward Daring Adventures, an abandoned amusement park used by her father to test his fantastical steam-powered inventions. There she discovers a strange girl named Jules, a fellow inventor who agrees to help Veronica in locating her missing father and discovering the secrets of his work.

In addition to helping save 2D animation, Hullabaloo aims to encourage girls to explore science and adventure. The film’s two protagonists are both young women and both scientists who use their intellect, wits, and courage to fight greed and corruption. We hope that Veronica Daring and her friend Jules will serve as positive role models for girls of all ages and encourage them to get excited about science, engineering, and sci-fi.

To see some footage and a short video pitch from Lopez, click here.

(via writtingdreams)

windmaedchen:

More Holmes fanart, cheekily posted in anticipation of the latest Frogwares’ title "Crimes and Punishments", due September 30th.

I have attempted to draw Holmes with his Stradivarius a few times before but never did I like what I was drawing… THIS is different. I think I like this attempt. xD

garama:

Obviously the incredibly warm weather of this week has effected on my non-existing brain functioning.

(via midget-banana)

thescienceofjohnlock:

I see that you are a star trek fan. If you like star trek and penises, which it only seems logical to infer that you do, in fact, like both of these things, I would like to share this with you. it’s a story I wrote, which contains star trek and gratuitous peen throughout. You needn’t publish this submission. This is for you, because I am new to tumblr, and I love penis Friday. And even though this isn’t Johnlock, it is…festive? The photo above was made for me, for this story, by a friend of mine named Spock2u. The story linked below is littered throughout with art by three good friends of mine and is meant to be equal parts humorous and hot. If you do like Kirk/Spock, penises, hotness and humor, I think you’ll like the story. :) Thank you for penis Friday—the coolest thing I’ve found so far on tumblr since joining, LOL. When I get around to writing something new for Johnlock, I’ll share that instead. Perhaps I can convince my friends to make mannips for it as well. :)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/765059/chapters/1433221

Oh my! Thank you :) x

(via thescienceofjohnlock)

threadear:

For Let’s Draw Sherlock - Musical Art

Based on song Ava Adore by The Smashing Pumpkins.

You’re the murder in my world

Dressing coffins for the souls I’ve left behind / In time

We must never be apart.


I made some notes on this! Read them here

(via kuuttamo)

pleasewaituntil:

Another traced gif with Dean and Cas for your enjoyment.

Sorry, I’ll stop now.

(I got the original somewhere on tumblr when I wasn’t blogging actively so I don’t have a source. This is the gif I traced - click - )